Animal pick-up lines- very literal
Yay! Diet made the feature page of hitRECord!
when pigs fly, and subsequently unicorns…originally on hitrecord http://www.hitrecord.org/records/1116982
Plenty of Fish in the sea, unless you live in an aquarium…sad times man, sad times…
on hitRECord http://www.hitrecord.org/records/1012887
Ironic Iron is such a hipster